Jason Malone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Buildings Constructed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Animals Bred:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9121
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9537	Enchantments Applied:	281
Animals Bred:	116	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	536	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!