New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Jarring

  • HateNoise Minecraft SMP

    HateNoise Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • PronounceCraft

    PronounceCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all accents and pronunciations, no matter how jarring they may be! Are you tired of being judged for saying “Haiti” the French way? Well, on our server, you can say it however you please without fear of being called an asshole!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian food names pronounced in their original language, French geography lessons, and a whole lot of confusion for everyone involved. Who needs a standard Utah accent when you can have a melting pot of linguistic chaos?

    So come on over and join our server, where communication is a challenge and pronunciation is a free-for-all. Embrace your inner language rebel and let your words run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • AnnoyingCraft: Wake Up and Mine!

    AnnoyingCraft: Wake Up and Mine!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP BETTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS THE MOST ANNOYING AND IRRITATING SOUNDS THAT WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP