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PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	75860
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Farms Harvested:	300	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	1341
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1016	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3943

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9385
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8841
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9920
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2408
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?