jar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

Stella’s Jar Edition Minecraft Server

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, jar, Jar Edition, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, Server, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Stella, Stellas, Sunday, thread archives, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where you can hug gators, play as a caveman, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

Join us for a chance to explore the Snootboorus, dive into the Snoot fic spreadsheet, and chat with our AI chatbots that are smarter than a villager with a PhD. Need some mods to spice up your gameplay? We’ve got you covered with our collection of Snoot Mods that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Blender models and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our Aggie page where you can unleash your creativity and draw your favorite Snoot characters in all their glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	7915
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Votes:	3907	Divine Spears Created:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Items Found:	3659
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ores Mined:	5340	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1307

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	626641
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4443
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!