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ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6139
Villages Defended:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchantments Applied:	86	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	249491	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!