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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6970 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6341 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.