Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? You can do that too!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Minecraft Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like sheep shearing races and pumpkin pie eating contests. And did we mention that the winner gets a real-life diamond crown? Okay, maybe not real diamonds but still, pretty cool, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why Zestiria is so unpopular among the villagers. Some say it’s because they have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, while others believe they are actually aliens in disguise. The only way to find out is by joining our server and exploring every nook and cranny!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and yes, it’s made out of actual bacon)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally uncover the truth behind why Zestiria is so darn unpopular!
like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and help save the day, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got landmines to defuse, countries to unite, and diamonds to mine.
plus, rumor has it that if you help out, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn and battle a dragon. like, how epic is that?! so come join us and be a hero in the craziest Minecraft server ever.
Join now and experience the thrill of dodgin’ fighter jets while you mine for diamonds and build your dream castle! Who needs dragons when you got fighter jets, amirite? So come on down and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever see!
WHEN U JOIN THIS SERVER, UR MINECRAFT GAME WILL BE SO FAST U WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH URSELF! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE IN LIKE 2 SECONDS AND FLY AROUND LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALEZ!
ALSO, THE SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! U CAN BECOME A MERMAID AND SWIM AROUND COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND GOLD!
PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT PIZZA LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PIZZA! U CAN EAT UR WAY THROUGH THE LAND AND NEVER GET FULL!
SO COME JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAITING U! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build a castle made entirely out of TNT, or engage in epic battles with a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable adventures of your Minecraft life! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy…just in case.
also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.
Welcome to WitchSMP, where survival meets magic in the most enchanting SMP adventure on Minecraft 1.20!
Picture this: A world with magic wands bring a whole new dimension to your gameplay. Levitation wand? Check. Repulsion wand? Double-check. Magnetic wand? You bet. The possibilities are as endless as your imagination.
But wait, there’s more! Say hello to impulse grenades – a game-changer that adds a whole lot of fun to the mix.
Wander through our beautifully crafted spawn area, a simple village design that’s anything but ordinary. Encounter various NPCs scattered across different villages, each serving a unique purpose. It’s a world where surprises await at every turn!
And here’s the real kicker – every 7 minutes, a mysterious crate appears randomly in the survival world. Brace yourselves because you and your fellow players will be notified, and the coordinates will be at your fingertips! What lies within? Crate keys, my friends! Use them to unlock other crates filled with special items, weapons, armor, and of course, more magic wands.
Engage in a thriving in-game economy with our server shop, conveniently managed by an NPC in one of the villages. Buy and sell items with ease through a user-friendly GUI. Looking for a more competitive edge? Head to the auction NPC, where you can list your items and let the bidding wars begin!
Ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Join us at WitchEar.com and let the magic unfold! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s a place for everyone in our enchanting SMP world.
Connect now, survive, thrive, and let the gaming magic begin!
IP Address: witchsmp.com
witchsmp.com
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Server Progress | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Please fill out a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J |
| Is there a specific age requirement to join? | No, all players are welcome as long as they follow the server rules. |
| Are there any banned items or mods? | Yes, we have a list of banned items and mods to ensure fair gameplay. You can find the list in the discord server. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the SMP? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends, but they will also need to fill out the application in the discord server. |
Join us for Season 2, where the zombies have learned how to breakdance and the creepers have formed a boy band. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens are wearing sunglasses and strutting their stuff like they’re on a catwalk!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted potato hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nose. Yeah, you heard that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a season of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
