so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!
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PixelPervsNoMore
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PixelPals Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret alliance with Japan to protect our blocks from creepers and zombies! We be building a fortress together and crafting some sick weapons to defend against any mobs tryna mess with us. Plus, we got a sushi bar in the spawn area where u can chow down on some delicious Japanese cuisine while plotting your next epic build. So come join us and be part of the most epic defense pact in Minecraft history!
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RainbowCraft: Land of Acceptance
so, like, this server is like the ultimate safe haven for all the gaymers out there who have been persecuted for their love of rainbows and unicorns. like, the government in this server is all about accepting everyone for who they are, no matter how many times they accidentally set fire to their own house while trying to cook a potato. join us and be free to express your true self, whether that’s building a giant rainbow castle or just running around in circles screaming “potato!” at the top of your lungs. come on, you know you want to be a part of this magical world where being fabulous is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the only rule is you have to wear a tutu made out of diamonds. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!
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FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!
OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!
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FloppyDisk-Free Minecraft Server
lol this server is like japan declaring victory in endin government use of floppy disks, except instead of floppy disks we got epic minecraft adventures and shenanigans. join us if you wanna be part of a revolution in the digital world, where floppy disks are a thing of the past and diamond swords are the future. we got dragons to slay, dungeons to conquer, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. so come on, join us and be part of something legendary. floppy disks? pshh, who needs ’em when you got this server.
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BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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NukeCraft: Asian NATO Blame Game
so, u know how north korea is always angry at south korea, u.s. and japan? well, on this server, we’re like the asian version of nato but in minecraft lmao. join us and help defend against the evil forces of south korea, u.s. and japan trying to take over our land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and lots of explosions. come join the fun and show those other countries who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.
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OkiCraft Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of real life like japan protests and sex assault cases involving US military on okinawa. on our server, you can build a giant chicken statue or ride a pig off a cliff. we promise no delayed disclosures, just pure chaotic fun. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs that when you can be a blocky adventurer in our server?
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YenCraft: 1/3 Peak Power
LOL COME TO DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LIKE A SAD LITTLE PUPPY WITH NO BONES. OUR ECONOMY IS SO MESSED UP, YOU CAN BUY A DIAMOND SWORD FOR THE PRICE OF A ROTTEN POTATO. JOIN US FOR THE WACKIEST ECONOMIC EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)