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ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan
Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together! -
7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.
plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!
so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.
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NoMoreRideSharesMC
Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers without cars? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of being the taxi service for your international student coworkers!On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive them around in the game instead. No more real-life gas money woes, just pure Minecraft fun!
Plus, you can create a virtual restaurant where you can serve virtual food to your coworkers without ever having to give them a ride home again. They’ll be so busy dining in your Minecraft diner, they won’t even think about asking for a real-life ride!
Join now and say goodbye to being the “nice one” who always gets taken advantage of. It’s time to put yourself first and have some hilarious Minecraft adventures instead!
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PandaCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! -
SadoSlavesCraft
haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it! -
QuakeCraft: Tsunami Alert!
OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN JAPAN IS SHAKIN’ FROM THE EXCITEMENT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT IT CAUSED A 6.9 MAGNITUDE QUAKE IN JAPAN! JOIN US NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS! TSUNAMI ALERT ISSUED, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT WATER BUCKETS FOR DAYS! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE WITH US! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE SERVER?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
DownUnderWhaleCraft Server
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!
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WhaleSlayerCraft
yo, so like, you gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got whales, bro. but not just any whales, we got fin whales. and get this, japan is out here straight up killin’ them, despite everyone being like, “yo, that’s not cool, dude.” but like, on the bright side, we got a whole virtual world where you can save the whales and be a hero, man. so come join us and let’s show japan what’s up, one block at a time. whale power, baby! 🐋✊ #savethewhales #minecraftmadness -
NukeTownCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hiroshima but without the bad stuff. we got nukes, bombs, and all the explosions you could ever want. the governor said our server is the bomb, literally. join now for a blast of a time and help us tackle nuclear disarmament by blowing up everything in sight. who needs ideals when you can have explosions, amirite?
