#JannyFags – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

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New Server IP
CraftyBalticFun

Baltic states, Belarus, CraftyBalticFun, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government decision, international relations, LATVIA, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, tourism industry, tourist trips, travel ban, travel restrictions

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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New Server IP
PixelCraft: Cyber Threat Cognition

Awareness, Behavioral Psychology, cognition, cyber, cyber defense strategies, cyber threat identification, cybersecurity, data analysis, Decision making, digital literacy, education, Experience, human factors, Human-centric approach, incident response, Information Security, pixelcraft, proactive defense, risk assessment, Technology, threat, threat intelligence, Training

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! suddenly, you’re attacked by a horde of cyber zombies! but don’t worry, on our server, we have a human-centric approach to cyber threat identification.

our players are trained in the ways of cognition, experience, and education to make split-second decisions to keep you safe from those pesky cyber baddies. plus, our staff are like, super smart and will guide you through any cyber crisis with their big brains and fancy degrees.

join our server for a wild ride of cyber adventures, where you’ll learn to outsmart hackers, protect your digital assets, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a cyber warrior in the fight against evil!

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New Server IP

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, active community, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, discord community, Events, Fun Events, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, Player Base, Player elections, player-driven economy, quality of life addons, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, smp, Social Interaction, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District
Mayoral Elections	Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds!
24/7 Uptime	Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections?

A: Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote in the Mayoral Elections and affect the decision-making process for the shopping and minigames district.

Q: How can I report stealing or griefing on the server?

A: We have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place that allow us to track and rollback any damages. You can report any issues to the server moderators.

Lost Family Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Assistance, Community, emergency situation, family, Find Me, Gaming Community, help needed, Lost, missing kids, missing wife, multiplayer, online friends, online gaming, Quest, search, Support, team fortress 2, teamwork, Urgent, video games, virtual world, voice chat

Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!

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New Server IP
ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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New Server IP
Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

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New Server IP
SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, challenge, digital life, escapism, fantasy world, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, last played, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, permanent living, role playing, Screwed, simulation, Survival, video game, virtual environment, virtual reality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Baby Mind Rethink

Awareness, babies, baby, brain development, cognition, cognitive development., Consciousness, consciousness studies, Development, early childhood, INFANTS, introspection, learning, Mind, Minds.., neuroscience, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, research, rethink, SELF AWARENESS, studying

so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

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New Server IP

Nomisma

Abilities, auction house, chat games, Discord, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Party, pay to win, Prizes, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, Survival, US East, Vanilla

Server Name	mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Type	Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Features	Normal mode default 70 mobs per player Never resetting world Large biomes 500k limit for now Shop & Sell gui’s Player to Player Auction House Chat Games for prizes Skills & Abilities Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat No Spawn No land claims No pay to win /home up to 3 Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
Rules	No Cheating or Hack Mods
Clients	Optifine, Vanilla
Join Today	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4
Server Location	US EAST

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

Q: How many homes can players set?

A: Players can set up to 3 homes.