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Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4894	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, air pollution, air pollution control, air pollution effects, air quality, air quality standards, air toxins, airborne, Blockheads, breathing problems, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fog, health effects, lung health, Pollutants, pollution control, respiratory health, respiratory issues, respiratory system, smog, smog alert

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	6483
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural perceptions, Diplomacy, fear, fear of change, fear of influence, fear of the other, fear of the unknown, Fearlessly, Fun, global politics, historical tensions, international relations, Japan, JapanophobiaCraft, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, prejudice, Server, societal fears, Stereotypes, wartime history, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	2315	Buildings Constructed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	66
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4168
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!