JANKENPON Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	144610
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	2347
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	142
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4320
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	New Chunks Explored:	587116
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!