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Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Votes:	295	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	568977	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6009
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2850	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

KPAD: Where even the cows have better teamwork than most players

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Main Mods
Security Craft

Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Ships! & Clockwork

Chisel
Simple Voice Chat
Xaero’s Map
Open Parties and Claims
Macaw’s mods
Let’s Do mod

Minecraft 1.20.1 Forge 47.3.5

IP: http://kpad.exaroton.me/

Modpack on Dropbox

Discord channel

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I claim chunks?	Players can claim chunks by using the claim feature in-game.
What is Security Craft used for?	Security Craft is used to enhance the security of players’ bases and prevent griefing.
Is Voice Chat available on the server?	Yes, the server has Voice Chat enabled for players to communicate more easily.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	Players are encouraged to build big projects and engage in social interactions without many restrictions.
Can claims be destroyed by explosions?	Yes, claims can be destroyed by explosions or fire, so players should also utilize Security Craft for protection.

”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	654	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	870
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!