Janel McCarville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4711	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	6

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Emeralds Found:	2514	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3081	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

WeekendWarriorMC

active lifestyle, brain health, cardiovascular health, consistent exercise, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, healthy habits, high intensity, HIIT, Long-term Health, mental health, Mental well-being, overall health, physical activity, physical wellness, strength training, stress relief, Weekend Warriors, WeekendWarriorMC, workout routine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4947
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our cray cray minecraft server where only the weekend warriors survive! if you exercise like a beast for 150 minutes a week and cram it all into one or two days, you’ll fit right in here! we have brain and mental health benefits just like exercising over many days, but with a twist!

our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will keep you on your toes. only the strongest and most dedicated players can handle the intensity of our weekend warrior lifestyle.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show off your epic gaming skills while reaping the rewards of a healthy mind and body. who knew minecraft could be so good for you? let’s get this party started, weekend warriors unite! 🎮💪🧠

HerCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, consequences, controversy, digital footprint, Ethics, explicit content, gossip, HerCraft, internet, leaked, Minecraft, nudes, online reputation, personal data, privacy breach, privacy concerns, remember her, RESPONSIBILITY, scandal, Server, sharing, social media, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7588
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	92	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some scandalous gossip! Join us for a chance to uncover some juicy secrets and maybe even stumble upon some scandalous nudes floating around in the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!