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Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ores Mined:	1916	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	179
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	440006

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mooned Nightly Fun

Astronomy, celestial body, daily occurrence, everyone, full moon, Fun, funny, humor, Lunar, lunar cycle, lunar eclipse, lunar phase, Lunar surface, Moon, moon gazing, moon sighting, mooned, MOONLIGHT, night, Nightly, Nighttime, SKY

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	187	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Buildings Constructed:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

join this server if you want to see BUTTS EVERYWHERE. we have a special plugin that makes it so every player gets mooned every single night. it’s like a full moon every night, but instead of werewolves, you get to see pixelated butts. it’s a butt extravaganza up in here. come join the fun and get your daily dose of booty!

PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU

economic policies, firearms, government intervention., health care access, mental health, mental health awareness, new york university, PixelPolicies, policy impact, policy recommendations, prevention strategies, public health initiatives, public policies, research findings, researchers, Social policies, societal well-being, study, Suicide prevention, suicide rates, SuicidePreventionNYU, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1929
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Animals Bred:	92
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we prevent suicide by building a world full of fun and laughter! our researchers at new york university have found that playing on our server is the best way to keep those sad thoughts away. forget about limiting firearms or expanding health care access, just hop on and start building! our economic and social policies in the game will make you forget all your worries. trust us, you won’t find a more life-saving server out there!