Jan 6 rioters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	3864
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Towns Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness