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PlateGrabber Minecraft Server

Apology, balance, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, Emotional support, forgiveness, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, girls day out, immaturity, mental health, mental health break, mental health center, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PlateGrabber, self-care, Server, social media, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your friendships just like Mia and her friend.

Experience the thrill of virtual tapas and drinks with your Minecraft buddies, but be careful not to get too tipsy like Mia did! Who knows what drama might unfold when you least expect it.

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown over a plate of virtual food, where friendships are tested and apologies are sent via text message days later. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join us and find out!

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7329	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	95956
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Potions Brewed:	192	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5720
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7091
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5687
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!