CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7957	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	9644	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	19

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

career development, Crafty, creating job opportunities, creating your own job, employment opportunities, Entrepreneurship, finding a job, Job, job creation, job creation strategies, job creation tips, job fulfillment, job growth, job hunting, job market, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job success, maker, self-employment, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

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