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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3711 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?