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Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2864	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Farms Harvested:	901	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where You Can Crush on Pixels!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet girls you like but know nothing about! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate, who may or may not be a pro builder or a PvP master.

Our server is filled with beautiful landscapes and adorable animals that will make you fall in love at first sight. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle?

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with romance, treasure, and magical creatures. Who knows, you might just find the girl of your dreams in the world of Minecraft!

No Logphobic Trolls Allowed – Crafty Kingdom Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	1561
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on our server where we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, DANCING CREEPERS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any logphobic trolls that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of unicorns as you explore our vast and magical world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Logphobic trolls need not apply.

Turkish Delight Mine

Admiration, appreciation, beauty, beauty must not perish, beauty standards, culture, DELIGHT, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, heritage, History, Identity, preservation, pride, representation, resilience, strength, tradition, turkish, turkish women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where the beauty of Turkish women is celebrated like never before! Join us as we embark on epic quests to protect the honor and grace of these majestic beings.

Our server is filled with magical landscapes inspired by the rolling hills of Turkey, where you can build your own palace fit for a sultan. But beware, for there are mischievous trolls lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and disrupt your peaceful existence.

But fear not, for our community is filled with brave warriors who will stand by your side and defend you from any threat. Together, we will conquer the land and ensure that the beauty of Turkish women never perishes from this earth.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you may even find your own Turkish princess to rule by your side!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!