Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?
So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!