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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2421 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9809 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
