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CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3080	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1453	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4609
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	260
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8380	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	176	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	235

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!