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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.deadtime.site

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1206
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	2086
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!