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ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1297	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	3027
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	225053
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magic Items Found:	4797
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	182405
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!