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BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the blocks are twerking and the mobs are throwing parties!

Our server is so NSFW (Not Safe For Work) that even the creepers are blushing! We’ve got scandalous secrets hidden in every pixel and scandalous surprises around every corner.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Crafty21YearOldMe

advice, Crafty21YearOldMe, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, past self, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, words of wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	589176
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

If you could go back, what would you tell your 21-year-old self? Probably to join our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base where Notch hangs out and gives out free enchanted gear to all players. So don’t waste your time mining in boring old caves, come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

EUAsylumCraft

asylum laws, budapest, eastern europe, EU, EUAsylumCraft, european union, Fine, flouting, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, migrant policy, non-compliance, not planning, penalty, Refugee Crisis, sanctions, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

u kno wat else is flouting? our minecraft server, where we dont follow no rules, not even the EU asylum laws! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. we aint payin’ no fines, we too busy building epic structures and battling dragons. join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. come join the madness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

PenaltyShotProz

algorithm-based decisions, athletic development, coaches, Decision making, field experiment, field-testing, penalty shooting, PenaltyShotProz, performance analysis, player performance, research recommendations, shot placement, skill development, skilled players, Soccer, sports coaching, sports psychology, sports science, success rate, training methods, youth football

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crops Grown:	4807	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of missing those penalty shots in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is like a field experiment, but with highly skilled Minecraft players instead of football players. We tested out all the recommendations to improve your penalty shooting skills, and guess what? Players who chose their shot placement had the highest success rate! Forget about coaches and algorithms, trust your gut on this server.

Join us for some epic Minecraft action and show off your mad penalty shooting skills. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community of players who are always down for a good time. Plus, we’ve got the best loot drops in the game, so you’ll be stacking up those diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most lit Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show those algorithms who’s boss!

Nations SMP: Where everyone is welcome, except Dave. He knows what he did. Version 1.21+

1.21, Ban, blocks, Dave, Discord Channel, discord server, Dynmap, Earth, Explore, Ip:, Join, Land, make, Nations, Nations/SMP, peacefully, Players, rule, rules, Server Information, smp, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5725
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Nations SMP Server Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQs

1. How do I join the Nations SMP server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client along with the specified port.

2. What is the server size?

Our Earth server has a 1:1500 scale which means there is a total area of (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore.

3. Can I create nations or rule the world on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully as you choose on the server.

4. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules in the #info channel on our Discord server. Breaking the rules may result in a ban.

DescendantCraft Minecraft Server

/tfd/, 4-Players, Co-op missions, Defeat, descendant, DescendantCraft, Download, giant bosses, Humanity, looter shooter, Mechanics, Minecraft, Missions, News, Nexon, Server, solo missions, Survival, the first descendant, third person, Thread Template, Unique abilities, Unreal Engine 5

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a Minecraft Descendant, fighting for the survival of blocky humanity against giant creepers and zombies!

Our server is powered by Unreal Engine 5, so you know the graphics are going to be mind-blowing. As a Descendant, you’ll have unique abilities like building a fortress in seconds or summoning a dragon to help you in battle.

But that’s not all – we have solo and co-op missions where you can team up with up to 4 players to take down the biggest bosses Minecraft has ever seen. Imagine fighting a 100-foot tall Enderman with your friends by your side – it’s a rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft Descendants now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

CraftyVibe Minecraft Server

Adult Manners, Anime, Aoi Sakura, Apex, Business Test, Cardfight!! Vanguard, Collabs, cr, CraftyVibe, e sports, fps, GETI, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Minecraft, Mother3-Beni’s Midnight Double Peek Radio Show., music program, Nekota Tsuna, Neo-porte, original songs, Pacific Racing Team, PUBG, RAGE Super Match, Rakuten Optimism, Riddle, Server, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, VSPO! Gekiro, Vtubers, Yumeno Akarin, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3367	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories as we battle it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing merch releases like Nekota Tsuna’s 2nd Anniversary Goods (yes, he’s a virtual cat, don’t question it), Yumeno Akarin’s 1st Anniversary Goods, and even a VSPO! x Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration! Who knew virtual idols and card games could go so well together?

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Aoi Sakura Gachinko Series APEX, RAGE Super Match Powered by Rakuten Optimism, and the Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament Apex #6. It’s going to be a virtual party you won’t want to miss!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion in our VSPO! world!

KidzKornerPoolParty

aita, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child innocence, Communication, correcting kids, cultural influence, family dynamics, family gatherings, family pool party, Inappropriate Behavior, kid’s language, KidzKornerPoolParty, neighbor relationships, parenting, Parenting styles, social norms, social responsibility, TikTok influence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	3695	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the chat is as wild as a 4th of July pool party? Look no further! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected phrases and hilarious antics.

Imagine a world where kids are quoting viral videos and making everyone laugh with their innocent yet outrageous comments. Who knew that Minecraft could be so unpredictable and entertaining?

Join now and be part of a community where even the youngest players bring a whole new level of humor to the game. Who needs scripted jokes when you have kids saying the darndest things inspired by TikTok?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique and unexpected interactions in the Minecraft universe. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the creativity and spontaneity of our players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Emeralds Found:	1562
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!