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BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7014

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	427494	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.