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Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft

adolescents, adolescents health, C-reactive protein, Clarity, Craft, depression, emo, emotional clarity, emotional distress, emotional well being, findings, inflammation, inflammatory markers, interleukin-6, long-term effects, markers, mental health, psychological health, research, severe symptoms, study, Symptoms

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	9931	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.

join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.

oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈

Epsilon Realms

Active, Chill, Community, email, epsilon, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, Realm, Realms, rules, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	BEDROCK
Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Additional Info	Optional quality of life texture packs available
Contact	[email protected]

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules include no griefing, no killing players, no stealing, and no pranking.
Are texture packs mandatory?	No, the texture packs are optional for players to use.
How can I join the realm?	To join, please contact the owner at the provided email address: [email protected]

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether. You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, you can always blame it on the lag.

DadCraftBabyDrama

Apology, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraftBabyDrama, DAUGHTER, family, Fatherhood, forgiveness, in-laws, Marriage, Moving, parenting, passive aggressive, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	9763
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s tumultuous relationship with her parents and husband.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content while navigating the complexities of family dynamics.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships while crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Will you choose to prioritize your marriage or your family ties? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this player’s real-life family drama. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even reconciling with your passive-aggressive dad over a virtual dinner!

WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4028	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	169

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ores Mined:	6677
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Dragon Eggs Found:	2607

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!