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Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	7094
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	225

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9660
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2648	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8680
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Star Shards Collected:	134
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!