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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	881
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	8730	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	508523
Void Gems Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchantments Applied:	258	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

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