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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	102
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

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””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6663	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	8830
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6999

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	9430	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	838

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness