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FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2038	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	85

SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Community, comparison, Contrast, COOLEST, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, Environment, geography, heritage, Identity, island life, IslandPipo, Lifestyle, mainland life, mainlandpipo, Minecraft, perspective, Server, society, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	3239	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

Blockchain, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital wallet, dont, drinkable, faucet water, Financial Security, financial technology, FLUSH, flush money, Imaginary, imaginary internet money, internet, internet currency, Minecraft, MONEY, online payments, peer-to-peer transactions, rugged, secure transactions, smp, toilet faucet, virtual money

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	6999
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

aggressive cancer, aita, AUNTIE, Birthday Party, children, christmas, clean up, Edition, elderly aunt, ExcludedCraft, family, family gathering, family gatherings, invited, Mess, NB Canada, noise, not visiting, parents, pick up after kids, pissed off, pity invite, purposely excluded, self-conscious, single mom, Thanksgiving, Toys, uncle, uncle’s birthday, well behaved kids

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!