Jair Bolsonaro Minecraft Servers

Jair Bolsonaro

  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

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  • AmazonPaveNoWay

    AmazonPaveNoWay

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!

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  • HighSchooLolzCraft

    HighSchooLolzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

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  • BlockyPolitician69

    BlockyPolitician69

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

    oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

    plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

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  • Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

    So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!

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  • Minecraft SMP: AI DEGENerated Blocks & Memes

    Minecraft SMP: AI DEGENerated Blocks & Memes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on witnessing that drama unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken bust a move like that.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt happening right now, with clues hidden in the most bizarre places you can imagine. Rumor has it that the final prize is a diamond block shaped like a potato. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a mischievous group of TNT-loving pandas).

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  • CraftyCouplesConflict

    CraftyCouplesConflict

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Join our server and escape the chaos of work, relationships, and responsibilities!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your partner getting upset because you didn’t respond to their text message during your lunch break. No more feeling disrespected or not prioritized – on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun!

    With over 150k salary difference from real life, you can enjoy the virtual riches of our Minecraft world without any guilt. So leave the drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience!

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  • KindStrangerMC SMP

    KindStrangerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about kindness again because our players are so generous they’ll literally build you a castle made of diamonds just for logging on! One time, a player saw someone struggling to find a rare resource and they flew in on a dragon to deliver it to them. True story! So if you want to experience random acts of Minecraft kindness on a daily basis, come join us and prepare to be amazed!

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  • BlockyLoveBoost1000

    BlockyLoveBoost1000

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that our pixelated world is so enchanting, it will make your sex life skyrocket by 1000%! Just imagine mining for diamonds while feeling the ultimate pleasure…it’s a game-changer, literally. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up in more ways than one!

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