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ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	6450	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	917	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!