yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!
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CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars
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CraftyJailTime30
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!
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MarriageCraft: Mom’s Matchmaking Misadventures
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones getting married and plotting murders! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the drama of Afghan-Australian mothers, forced marriages, and deadly consequences. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain to cause chaos? Only one way to find out, join us now and let the craziness begin!
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GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak
haha so like, if u wanna avoid getting jailed for blocking the m25, come join our minecraft server instead! we got no cops here, just blocky fun and endless adventures! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we mine. join now before the cops come for u too! #minecraftlife #blockyadventures #diamondsareforever 🤣👮♂️💎
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CraftyMuseveniJailbreak
Join this epic Minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with dancing Ugandan TikTokers who got jailed for making fun of the president! Build your own cell and try to escape before the guards catch you! Will you be able to survive the wrath of President Yoweri Museveni and his army of angry chickens? Join now for a chance to become the ultimate meme lord of the server!
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CraftyCommieDonator
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!
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CraftyCommieJailbreak
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!
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MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
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Glory2Crafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!