Jailed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PianoCraftWarrior

musician, PianoCraftWarrior, HUMAN RIGHTS, Protester, Activist

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars

Prison, Bars, Ballerina, social justice, jailed

yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!

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CraftyJailTime30

CraftyJailTime30, Government, Venezuela, arrest, HUMAN RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

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MarriageCraft: Mom’s Matchmaking Misadventures

forced marriage, Justice, MarriageCraft, Imprisonment, cultural norms

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones getting married and plotting murders! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the drama of Afghan-Australian mothers, forced marriages, and deadly consequences. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain to cause chaos? Only one way to find out, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia

imprisonment abroad, foreign correspondent, protest, GershkovichCraft, 16 years

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak

direct action, protest sentencing, M25, climate crisis, Fossil Fuels

haha so like, if u wanna avoid getting jailed for blocking the m25, come join our minecraft server instead! we got no cops here, just blocky fun and endless adventures! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we mine. join now before the cops come for u too! #minecraftlife #blockyadventures #diamondsareforever 🤣👮‍♂️💎

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CraftyMuseveniJailbreak

African politics, social media, digital rights, Yoweri Museveni, jailed

Join this epic Minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with dancing Ugandan TikTokers who got jailed for making fun of the president! Build your own cell and try to escape before the guards catch you! Will you be able to survive the wrath of President Yoweri Museveni and his army of angry chickens? Join now for a chance to become the ultimate meme lord of the server!

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CraftyCommieDonator

STUDENT, injustice, activism, HUMAN RIGHTS, fundraising

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

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CraftyCommieJailbreak

Russian, 9 years, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Oppression

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians

Government, accusations, Charged, legal consequences, Accountability

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

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