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HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!
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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.
So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”
Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

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Izzy’s House Arrest Fun!
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground city just like the one s. iswaran is hiding in! build your own secret base and avoid capture by the authorities just like him! we have custom plugins that let you teleport around the map in disguise so you can evade the cops just like s. iswaran! join now and experience the thrill of living life on the run in minecraft!

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CraftyRhinoJailbreak
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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.
come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

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JailCraft Minecraft Server
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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers

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CraftyComradeOops
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come join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

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CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server
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so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

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PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server
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so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

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Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up
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join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

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CraftyComradeJailbreak
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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

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PianoCraftWarrior
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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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