Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.
Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!
And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!
Join our server and experience the thrill of catching thieves in action with our high-tech surveillance system. Watch as your virtual garden is protected from pesky neighbors and their sneaky kids.
But beware, if you dare to steal from our virtual crops, you might just find yourself facing virtual jail time. Our police station is always on alert for trespassers and thieves, ready to bring them to justice.
So come join us on our server, where the drama is as juicy as the tomatoes in our garden. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
creative&survival server rule Do not destroy other people’s architecture. 2.Do not build in a way that is offensive to others, such as building in a way that is unethical, discriminatory, or offensive to others. No spamming or abusive language in chat rooms. 4. Do not modify without permission what others have built. 5.Do not use moderator-specific items other than barrier blocks, transparent picture frames, and light blocks. 6.Do not detonate TNT or end crystal respawn anchors (they cannot be detonated). 7.Do not use cheat tools 8.Do not participate with a sub-subscription of a user who has been banned, imprisoned, or otherwise punished. 9. not abuse cheat tools, server shortcomings, etc. to stay out of jail.
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Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!
With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.
so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!
Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!
But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!