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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Buildings Constructed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

bedrock, Borrowed, Community, Discord, downtimes, force, Griefing, Jail time, java, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Nice, Returned, rules, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, suspension, Updates

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

Blocky Booty Busters

abandonment, absolute freedom, big dreams, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cat, Chi no wadachi, disownment, emptiness, Failure, Jail time, lack of love, Manipulation, mediocre, punishment, self-blame, small apartment, TOKYO, true intent, turning a new page, unwanted child

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5579	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBizarre

adventurous, Bed.., BlockyBedBizarre, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, FANTASY, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, Kinky, relationships, role-play, sexual exploration, STRANGEST, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1605
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your last Tinder date? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and insanity, just without the motion sickness (unless you’re playing in VR, then good luck).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

VietnamCraft Server: US Defense Ties

bilateral relations, Defense, defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense partnership, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, military cooperation, military ties, Partnership, regional security, SECURITY, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, TIES, US, US-Vietnam relations, Vietnam, VietnamCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	925
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

u want to join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like vietnam tryna expand its security and defense ties with the US but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles like the vietnam war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers. u can build bomb shelters and hide from the enemy players tryna take over ur land. plus, we got secret tunnels and underground bases for u to explore. join now and be a part of the epic war for domination in minecraft land!

Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

Absurd, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, negotiation breakdown, Palace, peace conditions, peace talks, Peaceful, PIXEL, political standoff, putin, Putins, russia, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war rhetoric

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	693	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8523
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	1935
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Farms Harvested:	945	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

play.risecraft.xyz

The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, game atmosphere, game design, game development, game environment, game immersion, game narrative, game narrative design, game world, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative design, narrative-driven gameplay, player experience, player-engagement, Server, storytelling in games, Storytelling techniques, video game, world-building

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, big boobs, Busty, curvy, Edition, Erotica, explicit, fetish, fetishism, fetishization, large breasts, Minecraft, NSFW, overdeveloped, Provocative, Server, sexualized, Sexy, socials, taboo, tits, TittyCraft, voluptuous

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server

Apology, Bakery, body image, comfort food, Communication, diet, emotional eating, Empathy, Exercise, Guilt, Healthy Eating, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Pastry, Pastryless, relationship, self esteem, self-care, Server, Support, temptation, weight loss

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4840	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.

Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!