Jail Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExHusbandJailbreak

lower rate, forgiveness, Jail, wasting time, public assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so epic, it will make you forget all about your ex-husband’s jail time for not paying child support. Who needs child support when you can build your dream castle in Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about the past and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and surviving the night. Plus, our server has a special feature that allows you to sign away your ex’s rights in-game – talk about virtual revenge!

So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe your ex will even learn a thing or two about responsibility from watching you play Minecraft. It’s a win-win situation!

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Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

co parenting, custody agreement, legal consequences, first date, Valentine’s Day

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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CraftyCraftJailTime

Bigotry, White Supremacy, law enforcement, Nazi salute, criminal behavior

join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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BlockyJailTime

BlockyJailTime, Censorship, law, Politics, Israel

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

cultural pride, germany, Chad, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

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CousinCopsMinecraftServer

Jail time, consequences, landscaping business, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, driving under the influence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

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NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

Blocky Booty Busters

disownment, small apartment, true intent, abandonment, turning a new page

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

overencumbered, M’aiq, Bars, PRETTY, Sentence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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HexCraft

Survival, PvP, Creative, Economy, Factions

A fun pvp survival server, with Factions, Pets, Rankup, Crates, Shops, Economy, Creative Plots, and more.

Ran by older respectable mods/admins, don’t expect any drama from us.

Some Features Include:

Ranks! We have 10 ranks users can rankup using the /rankup command. These ranks unlock new nametags, and special perms each and every step. We also have a special Young rank, for those that have younger kids, we can set them up in this rank to bypass pvp. This lets them play in a fun multiplayer environment, without all the grief. (they cant attack, or be attacked)

Petshop! Buy pets using in-game currency! Unlock the extras for each pet as you unlock them. This GUI shop is an easy interface to purchasing any type of pet your heart desires.

play.hexcraft.org

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