Jail time Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJailTime

BlockyJailTime, Censorship, crime, Democracy, denial, freedom of speech, Genocide, Government, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jail time, Justice, Knesset, law, Legal System, legislation, october 7 massacre, Politics, punishment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

bedrock, Borrowed, Community, Discord, downtimes, force, Griefing, Jail time, java, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Nice, Returned, rules, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, suspension, Updates

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	803	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4726	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

Blocky Booty Busters

abandonment, absolute freedom, big dreams, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cat, Chi no wadachi, disownment, emptiness, Failure, Jail time, lack of love, Manipulation, mediocre, punishment, self-blame, small apartment, TOKYO, true intent, turning a new page, unwanted child

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	8100
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyLoveIsland

attention seeking, BlockyLoveIsland, Boundaries, cyberbullying, decency, digital citizenship, forum etiquette, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, internet behavior, internet culture, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online harassment, online interaction, Respect, sexual questions, social media, social norms, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	971350	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all people do is ask inappropriate questions? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for all players who are sick of the weirdos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero tolerance for creepers (both in-game and IRL). Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those weirdos in the dust!

RutteCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Appointment, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch news outlet, Dutch politics, Dutch Prime Minister, Dutchman Rutte, european union, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., Nos, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, sources

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	5529
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60453

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.

u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.

plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.

so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!

RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
New Chunks Explored:	380473	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!

CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magic Items Found:	8573
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

find

4v4, 4v4v4v4, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cracked, Economy, Gaming, java edition, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Skills, Survival, team-based, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.8

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Version: 1.8 and above.

Bedwars: 4v4v4v4 and 4v4 teams. Vanilla Survival Cracked Skills for bedwars and survival

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JustKiwi – play.JustKiwi.ru Minecraft server

banner, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Just Qiwi, JustKiwi, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, russia, Server, server hosting, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Just Qiwi, nothing more…

play.justkiwi.ru

Kevworks Earth

Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Enchants, Factories, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolotical, Guns, Map, Missiles, MODERN, nation, nukes, Player-Controlled, Potions, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, tool factories, Tools, Towny, Vehicles, WEAPONRY, WIP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6207
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!

Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

Stockpile weaponry

Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

Nuke your enemies

Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

kevworks.secure.pebble.host

Pixelmon Clash Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, battle, Black, Champion, clash, Elite Four, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Gym Leaders, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, n*****, nintendo ds, Pixelmon, pokemon, pokemon trainer, Reshiram, RPG, Server, Team Plasma, Unova region, video game, White, zekrom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Introducing… drumroll… Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/?!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can catch and battle Pokemon in the world of Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with rare and legendary Pokemon that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to catch a Charizard riding a Minecart? Done. How about a Pikachu riding a Creeper? We got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragonite, a fusion of the Enderdragon and Dragonite that will blow your mind! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Herobrinechu, a combination of Herobrine and Pikachu that will zap you into oblivion!

So what are you waiting for? Join Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/? today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Gotta mine ’em all!

Fear the Strong Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Competition, Conquer, courage, DOMINANCE, fear, Insecurity, intimidation, mental toughness, Minecraft, power, resilience, Rivalry, self defense, self-confidence, self-preservation, Server, strength, STRONG, Survival, triumph, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weak should fear the strong – and the strong should fear the moderators! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns and only the most fearless survive.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to challenge the server owner to a PvP battle. Little did they know, the owner was actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise and turned the challenger into a block of obsidian with a single flick of their wand. True story.

But fear not, brave adventurer! If you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds as far as the eye can see, enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to never underestimate the power of a player with a diamond sword and a mischievous grin. Can you handle the heat? Or will you be turned into a block of obsidian like so many before you? The choice is yours.