jail survival – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Starry Rails Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the mobs in the game? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava – exhilarating and slightly dangerous!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone circuits. And our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming flowers in a Minecraft meadow.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, and more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword – you’re gonna need both!

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Meme Harold on SOL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy antics that will keep you on your toes!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of the Indian in the Thumb. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a mystical Indian warrior who guards a giant thumb made entirely of emerald blocks. Some say he’s there to protect it from griefers, while others believe he’s just really into thumbs. Either way, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and ignore the Indian in the thumb for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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MystiCraft survival server Minecraft

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This is the best survival server with friends!

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Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where socializing is a breeze… for a short while! Join us if you enjoy making friends quickly and then ghosting them just as fast. Our community is perfect for those who thrive on short-lived connections and love the thrill of leaving people hanging.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!

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Signs 2002 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only aliens you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve tamed and put to work mining diamonds for us! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant creepers, secret treasure hunts in haunted mansions, and a never-ending supply of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by llamas).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Dance King?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of laughter, danger, and questionable llama fashion choices, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism…those aliens can be sneaky.

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Horie Ao’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Horie Ao! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Catch it if you can, but be warned, it’s faster than a speeding minecart.

4. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Look no further than Horie Ao! Our server is home to a magical stable where players can tame and ride their very own unicorn. Just watch out for the rainbow poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horie Ao today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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SymphoGears Nanoha Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking llama who challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond block. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week. Sound like fun? That’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to the legendary Symphogears and Nanoha projects, where players can battle it out in epic showdowns using magical girl powers and giant mechs. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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TurkeyTrotter Minecraft SMP

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Are you a Trump supporter feeling left out and unwanted this Thanksgiving? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Trump supporters are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Imagine a world where you can build a giant wall around your base to keep out all the haters, where you can ride around on a MAGA-themed roller coaster, and where you can even have a pet orange cat named Donald Meow!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Trumpkin mob, who will fight by your side in battles against the evil Antifa army. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret bunker hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of gold-plated diamonds!

So why wait? Join our Trump-tastic Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a Trump supporter is anything but unwanted! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain!

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Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?

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