Blockhead Bruises

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	660	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4664
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Blocky Edge Cases

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1483	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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