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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

asset, assets seizure, billionaire, controversy, Democracy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Fiasco, foreign election interference, France, French, Government, international relations, intervention, investigation, Jail, justice system, legal action, Politics, power struggle, sanctions, Seizure, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Animals Bred:	157
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, Jail, Minecraft, parental relationship, parole, relationship, Respect, Risk, roommate, Server, smoking weed, teenage behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, underage, WeedCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	315129	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	46	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as getting high with your roommate’s underage daughter? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where anything goes, just like how anything goes in that house with the dad and daughter duo. Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret weed farm (just kidding…or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of getting a kid high. Will you be the voice of reason or will you join in on the madness? The choice is yours.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as crazy and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime (or at least until the next server update). See you there!

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

CraftyKhanJailTime

14 years, Accountability, Corruption, corruption case, Court, CraftyKhanJailTime, defence lawyer, Ex-Pakistan, Imprisonment, Imran Khan, Jail, Justice, leader, Legal, Pakistan, pm, Politics, Ruling, scandal, Sentence, sentenced

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol imagine a world where the ex-Pakistan PM Imran Khan is actually a secret Minecraft player who got caught up in corruption in the game! Join our server and you might just uncover some scandalous secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew virtual block building could lead to real-life jail time? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV

cabinet formation, far right, Jail, JailbreakPVV, Koran, KoranCraft, Netherlands, NSC leader, Offense, Pieter Omtzigt, punishable, PVV, Sunday, talks, television talk show

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE FAR RIGHT PVV FROM NETHERLANDS TOOK OVER MINECRAFT AND MADE OWNING A COPY OF THE KORAN A CRIME! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD TIMES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD A SECRET KORAN LIBRARY IN YOUR BASE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE NSC LEADER PIETER OMTZIGT! WILL YOU SURVIVE FIVE YEARS IN OUR VIRTUAL JAIL?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	2177
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	485998
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

abhorrent actions, alcohol-induced antics, appalling actions, bar, brawl, disgraceful behavior, disgusting actions, disturbing actions, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken shenanigans, embarrassing moments, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, intoxicated behavior, nauseating behavior, outrageous behavior, public intoxication, repulsive behavior, revolting actions, Server, shameful behavior, shocking behavior, vile actions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	684	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2336	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, affordable education, affordable future, affordable healthcare, affordable housing, affordable initiatives, affordable lifestyle, affordable living, affordable opportunities, affordable options, affordable policies, affordable prices, affordable products, affordable resources, affordable services, affordable solutions, AffordableCraft, America, Economy, Make America Affordable Again, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, Gaming Community, Gaming news, Generators, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official WoW News, online gaming, smp, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video games, warcraft lore, weapon transmog, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft Gener, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉

MaidMania Minecraft Server

argument with friend, avoiding new boyfriend, disrespectful request, embarrassing situation, exclusive party, friend drama, humiliating request, MaidMania, meaningful relationship, Minecraft, not a killjoy, not a prude, not wearing costume, refusing to participate, Server, skimpy maid outfit, standing up for boundaries, supportive friend, themed party, weird rich people thing, weird taste, well off family

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t force you to wear skimpy maid costumes to join the party! Unlike some beach party guy who shall remain nameless, we believe in respecting boundaries and having a good time without any weird rich people requests.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually values your comfort. No need to worry about being pressured into anything you’re not comfortable with, because on our server, we’re all about having fun in a chill and inclusive environment.

So leave the drama and skimpy costumes behind, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a beach party when you can have a blast with us? Plus, we promise not to ask you to dress up as a maid, unless you really want to…just kidding! Join now and let’s have a hilarious time together!

VacayWreckedCraft

Airbnb, backyard, bbq, code violation, Community, elderly couple, Hoa, jacuzzi, neighbors, noise complaint, nosy neighbors, privacy, privacy concerns, raised deck, rental, resort town, rude behavior, shared gate, vacation, vacation ruined, VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	918
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	6889	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Meteorites Collected:	0

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

consumer safety, expert opinions, false assurances, hazardous materials, health risks, hidden dangers, industry deception, medical controversies, Misinformation, misleading information, product recalls, public health, regulatory failures, risk assessment, safety hazards, Scientific consensus, toxic substances, unforeseen consequences, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2484

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

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CringeCraft: Say it Loud and Proud!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

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