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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Animals Bred:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Divine Spears Created:	26	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	224
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	595	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9353	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Star Shards Collected:	232	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	6028
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	149
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6840
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3132	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	7530	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.