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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2818
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	4134
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	841	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Votes:	9609
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	367
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!