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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Void Gems Collected:	40

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	381
Star Shards Collected:	181	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	4709	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	160
Votes:	8856	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	787259	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!