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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.

Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dungeon Delver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4208
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3456	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges for the title of TNT Champion! Or how about our legendary “Sheep Racing” competition where you can bet on your favorite woolly friend to win big prizes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous “Diamond Thief” who roams the land stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to catch them and claim the bounty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Cupmaxxed Tea Drinker Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Potions Brewed:	119
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8250
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being a cupmaxxed teadrinker in your country with ugly flesh and soul, and no woman will ever truly love and desire you? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a journey to become the ultimate block-building master.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, tame a unicorn as your trusty steed, and even battle a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the land. But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious gems.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find love and admiration from the virtual villagers who will worship you as their blocky savior. Don’t be a cupmaxxed teadrinker in real life, be a Minecraft legend in our server!

> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	6518	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	2725
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	981	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	356	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3751	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC.SKYBARS.ME

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!