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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5085 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!
But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.
So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!
