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VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	6196	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9959

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2692
Mines Excavated:	4224	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Crops Grown:	6329	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.