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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	843	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	737
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	1815
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2936	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	283	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Animals Bred:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.