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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7722 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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