jackwise_clown – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Breakup, BreakupCraft, burger, cheer up, Emotional support, entrepreneur, Family Support, focus on college, joy, Minecraft, mom, Niece, Sephora, Server, sister, special day, spoiled, squishmallow, Surprise, teenage breakup, thoughtful gesture

Looking for a server that will bring you as much joy as a Sephora shopping spree and a delicious burger? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise to spoil you like never before.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your breakup woes and focus on having a great time. We’ll shower you with gifts like Squishmallows and all the virtual Sephora makeup you could ever dream of.

Don’t listen to the haters who say you should focus on college and being successful. Who needs that when you can join our server and live your best virtual life? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us spoil you rotten!

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New Server IP
CraftyDisGimp

anniversary, bullying, Communication, CraftyDisGimp, disability, Empathy, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, heart defect, high school, Honesty, judgment, Kindness, moral dilemma, personal values, relationships, scoliosis, Selfishness, shame, social dynamics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Only on our server will you experience these wacky adventures!

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players can compete in a potato sack race while being chased by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a disabled player who will steal your heart despite their scoliocis and heart defect. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
Free2Commodify – Minecraft SMP

business models, Commodifying, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, digital economy, digital transformation, DiSRuPtiON, free, Free2Commodify, innovation, market saturation, market trends, Minecraft, monetization, pricing strategies, profit margins, revenue streams, smp, subscription services, tech companies, Technology, user data, value proposition

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans! So basically, this server is like if Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had a baby with the Avengers, but in Minecraft form. Like, you can build your own base and fight off creepers and stuff, but also there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And get this, the main currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes! Yeah, you heard me right, memes! So if you wanna join this wacky adventure and become the meme king of the server, come on down and join us for some epic LOLs and epic fails. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But seriously, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
UglyButLovelyCraft

beauty standards, body positivity, embracing flaws, Individuality, inner beauty, nonconformity, personal style, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, UglyButLovelyCraft, unconventional beauty, Unique Features

Are you tired of conforming to society’s ridiculous beauty standards? Do you embrace your uniqueness and individuality? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is a safe haven for all the misfits and rebels who dare to defy the norm.

Join us and show off your unconventional features that others may consider “unattractive.” Maybe you have a big nose that can sniff out diamonds from miles away, or perhaps your asymmetrical eyes give you a special ability to spot hidden treasure chests. Whatever it may be, we celebrate all the quirks and imperfections that make you stand out from the crowd.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high on our server! Who needs society’s beauty standards when you can be a Minecraft superstar with your own unique flair? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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New Server IP
PutinCraft2020

authoritarianism, controversial statements, current events, Democracy, dictator, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinCraft2020, refusal to label, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

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New Server IP
DementiaCraft – Antidepressant-Free Fun!

Alzheimer’s disease, AntidepressantFree, antidepressants, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, elderly care, Fun, geriatric care, Medical research, medication, Memory Loss, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, treatment options

so like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly forget where u put ur diamonds? well, this server is like the opposite of that! take ur antidepressants and watch ur cognitive skills decline at lightning speed! forget where u live, forget ur friends’ names, it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos! join now for a chance to lose ur mind in the most epic way possible!

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New Server IP
Galaxy Network

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, MCMMO, mineplex, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Galaxy network!

The Galaxy network is created to offer players a unique and engaging experience with carefully developed servers to ensure balance and fun. Our welcoming and active community is ready to make your journey even more special. With a constant focus on quality and innovation, we offer several game modes that meet all styles. Our mission is to create a space where everyone can have fun and explore to the fullest. Available game modes: – Galaxy Survival: Survival with skills, clans, MCMMO, balanced economy and dynamic events that guarantee constant challenges.

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New Server IP
Desired Dynasty

#exciting, building, classic minecraft, cool extras, creating, Custom, Custom Features, Desired Dynasty, Earth, EASY, Economy, Exploring, friendly community, Friends, Fun, Great people, hanging out, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to our semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP! Here, you can have fun with cool custom features that make the game even more exciting, but still feel like classic Minecraft. Whether you love building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, there’s something for everyone!

Join our friendly community of players who love creating and having fun together. We’re all about keeping the game fun and easy, with just the right amount of cool extras. Come for the survival, stay for the great people!

We can’t wait to see what you build!

desired.mcsrv.pro:25720

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New Server IP

Lay of the Land

cars, Citizens, design, Geopol, industrialize, inventors, Land, Lay, MECHS, Minecraft, Modded, Modern Setting, Modpack, Nations, Planes, power, profit, Roleplaying, Server, soldiers, Tanks, Valkyrien Skies, Vehicles, weapons, workers, Worldbuilding

Lay of the Land (LOTL) Server Overview
Roleplaying and Worldbuilding Server set in a Modern Setting around the 1970’s
Players can create Nations, be Citizens, Workers, Soldiers, Inventors, etc.
Features industrialization, creation of vehicles, and worldbuilding opportunities

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Lay of the Land (LOTL)?	LOTL is a Roleplaying and Worldbuilding server set in a modern 1970’s setting.
What can players do on the server?	Players can create nations, be citizens, workers, soldiers, inventors, and more.
What are some unique features of the server?	The server features industrialization, the creation of vehicles, and extensive worldbuilding opportunities.
How does the server handle modpack performance?	The modpack runs well, even on low-end computers, with playable framerates on a large modpack.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and submit a quick application. Discord link: https://discord.gg/w39qPQDqJ9