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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8147
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6464	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Items Found:	1460	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!